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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Soul Thief Valentines Day Special 2016: Part 1

A day of hearts and chocolates huh? I can't remember ever eating chocolate but I know hearts are of interest to me.
This girl at work mentioned it to me. She wanted to know if I would be her "Valentine" I politely declined because 1. She is a customer and I am her usual waiter and 2. I don't know what that is.
So I turn to Google.  I get this.
Val·en·tine's Day
noun
February 14, a day when it is traditional to send a card, often anonymously, to a person one is romantically involved with or attracted to.
"for Valentine's Day, your beloved has planned a romantic date"
 
Romantic? Date? More things to research. This girl is turning my weekend boring.
The first result I got says its a fruit? Why would I want one of those?
 
Date palm
Fruit


Phoenix dactylifera is a flowering plant species in the palm family Arecaceae, cultivated for its edible sweet fruit. Although its place of origin is unknown because of long cultivation, it probably originated from lands around Iraq.
 
I will try adding the word Romantic.
.....On second thought don't google "What is a romantic date?".
Also don't make a typo and put "What is a romantic dare?".
Something's cannot be undone...
None the less it appears this customer has a crush on me. It would be wrong to deny her and at the same time I can't really eat her soul cause she is a customer. Oh well I have to work later anyways, maybe she will be there and I can politely decline again.
 

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